Entry for November 01, 2006

 

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

To improve his bite...



What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite...



Why do witches use brooms to fly on?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...



How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?

With scare spray...



What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A fur coat that fangs around your neck...



Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately...



Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?

Because they don't have any body to go out with...



What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?

Booberries...



What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Casketball...



What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving...



What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?

Shrinkenstein...



What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

"Do you believe in people?"



What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

A cereal killer...



Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They're so wrapped up in themselves...



What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

Dead ends...



What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?

Fasten your sheet belts...



What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

A blood vessel...



What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?

A scareplane...



What type of dog do vampire's like the best?

Bloodhounds...



What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?

Lemon-slime...



What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A stake sandwich...



What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

A trombone...



What do birds give out on Halloween night?

Tweets...



Why do vampires need mouthwash?

They have bat breath...



What's a vampire's favorite fast food?

A guy with very high blood pressure...



Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?

He heard it had great circulation

 

 

 

 

 

Entry for October 30, 2006

 

 

 

The Long History of Man's Evolution...

 

 

   HAPPY MONDAY TO ALL OF YOU....

Entry for October 30, 2006

THIS BLOG IS DEDICATED TO DAWN & ANGELIA MY DEAR ART-SUNDAY FRIENDS

 

 

 

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Film : Bunty aur Bubli

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Actors - Sr. Actor is Amitabh Bachchan, Jr. Actor is his son Abhishek Bachchan, Actress - Former Miss World Aishwarya Rai. ( a sort of comedy situation song...)

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As I have not posted ART SUNDAY blog today... posting something for my ART SUNDAY friends... :) I hope you all will like this... NO need of translation of song it is with English sub-titles... Ahh... Thank God ! LOL

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BATMAN'S TAG Entry for October 28, 2006

 

TAGGED BY BATMAN...

 

Continue from Batman's page---

It was dark & stormy night I was sitting in the corner and watching the crowd around me… Suddenly I saw he stepped in the door. He calmly joined one table. Pointing towards him and laughing someone yells out  “WHAT MAKES HIM THINK HE’S THE GRIM REAPER!!!” Some chuckle some laugh some just turned and walked away.  That was stormy Halloween night. As I was sitting near their table so I could easily see what was happening there! A boy called Tim walked towards that mysterious looking boy…. and asked,  “What do you do with a plastic sickle Mr. Grim?”

 I could see those wicked eyes, and I began to sense something really cool about that boy, who was holding a sickle… suddenly there was a kind of chilling sparkle in his eyes and he stood up from the table, sliding the cover off the blade. Ahh… I liked it…my hands were itching to do that…my nails were moving on the table like sharp blade …  wow, I said to myself, “ this is what I was looking for” … yes, he was the one… the look of terror in the eyes of those boys as he raised the sickle above his head…. Wow that was the scene, I loved it… Just single attack and a head rolled across the floor. It was exhilarating! I was enjoying that thoroughly… Now the warmth of that blood I could feel just sitting on my table itself… I controlled myself. I saw, he was enjoying his act… I was feeling such exhilaration; the smell of his wickedness was like a drug to me. Again and again he was attracting me towards himself… so as he raised the sickle over his head, swinging as he walked through the crowd, cutting down three and four at a time, I got up immediately & started following him…

He was walking quietly in front of me leaving those screams & blood soaked bodies behind. Now my evil senses were uncontrollable…. I speeded up myself and reached near him… I touched his shoulder from behind he stopped and turned back… without wasting a moment my teeth were on his neck… ahhhhhh the taste of that fresh warm blood… It was a great feast for me on that Halloween night… he tried to save himself but did not succeed…. I had enough blood and as I left him, his body was lying on the ground and I could see the blood on his face, both hands & his clothes too were soaked in blood…There was a red-eyed owl sitting on a branch of dead tree and few bats were flying over head…. Nobody was on that lonely road except the body lying on the ground…. I looked at him again & murmured “ Happy Halloween to you…GOOD BYE Lucifer …”

 

NOTE : Hey Batman, I saved time and my typing by taking your story as Continuation ... LOL... For others--- please click the title of this blog "tagged by batman" for the story of batman... the previous part of this... :) About tomorrow --- I am not yet feeling well so I may not post ART SUNDAY  :(

 

You Are a Little Scary

You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.

How Scary Are You?

 

 

Entry for October 25, 2006

Hello EVERYBODY... How are you all? I am missing you all... Right now I am not feeling well... So I will extend my holidays 2-3 days more. I will try to be back on 27th or 28h Oct! Till then "Hi" & "Bye" to all of you!!  Take Care.:)

 

You Are Cameo

You are understanding and very empathetic. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together.

What Color Orange Are You?

 

 

 

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love. Although you may have been hurt before, you tend to bring very little scars into new relationships. You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

 

 

 

Your Pirate Name Is...

Surgeon Buxom Betty

What's Your Pirate Name?

 

 

 

Your Halloween Costume Should Be

Candy Corn

What Should You Be For Halloween?

 

 

 

Entry for October 22, 2006

ART SUNDAY

 

 

 

TODAY’S BLOG IS VERY SPECIAL BLOG OF MY ART SUNDAY… I used to present you a pearl from treasure of India, today I will allow you the real glimps of that whole treasure ! Yes, today I am feeling very proud to say that in my country where all festivals are celebrated by every Indian including me! It doesn’t matter for us that festival is of which religion! We mainly celebrate Baisakhi & Lodhi (festivals of Sikhs.) Holi & Diwali ( festivals of Hindu religion) Eid-ul-fitr or Ramazaan ( Ramadan) & Eid-ul-zuha ( Bakri-eid) (festivals of Muslims.) Christmas, Easter, Halloween (festivals of Christians) Besides this Ganesh Utsav, Pongal, Onam, Durga-puja & Navratri are other regional celebrations with Valentine & New year too !!! You can say Indians keep celebrating one or the other celebration through out a year LOLOLOL

 

 

DIWALI OR DEEPAWALI

Now a days Diwali festival is going on here … Having all those variety of sweets & cracker busting Ahhh so much FUN…The word "Diwali" is derived from the Sanskrit word Deepavali. This is a compound of two words "Deepa" and "Avali". Deepa means light and Avali means row or line. Thus the literal meaning of the word is 'line of lights'. The festival marks the victory of good over evil. So Sanskrit word Deepavali means array of lights that stands for victory of brightness over darkness. The lamps are lit as a sign of celebration and hope for mankind .

Diwali also celebrates the return of Lord Ram, King of Ayodhya, with his wife Sita and brother Lakshmana to Ayodhya from a war in which he killed the demon king Ravana. It is believed that the people lit oil lamps along the way to light their path in the darkness. This is the reason, why the festival is celebrated a day earlier in South India since Lord Rama travelled from the south to his kingdom in the north. In North India, the festival is held on the final day of the Vikram calender. The following day marks the beginning of the North Indian new year, and is called Annakut. On the day of Diwali, many wear new clothes, share sweets and light firecrackers. The North Indian business community usually starts their financial new year on Diwali and new account books are opened on this day.

 

 

RAMADAN :The Fast of Ramadan

This time Ramadan festival called Eid-ul-fitr is just after Diwali… So enjoyment is DOUBLE… Ramadan is the ninth month of the Muslim calendar. The Month of Ramadan is also when it is believed the Holy Quran "was sent down from heaven, a guidance unto men, a declaration of direction, and a means of Salvation" It is during this month that Muslims fast. It is called the Fast of Ramadan and lasts the entire month. Ramadan is a time when Muslims concentrate on their faith and spend less time on the concerns of their everyday lives. It is a time of worship and contemplation During the Fast of Ramadan strict restraints are placed on the daily lives of Muslims. They are not allowed to eat or drink during the daylight hours. Smoking and sexual relations are also forbidden during fasting. At the end of the day the fast is broken with prayer and a meal called the iftar. In the evening following the iftar it is customary for Muslims to go out visiting family and friends. The fast is resumed the next morning. According to the Holy Quran: One may eat and drink at any time during the night “until you can plainly distinguish a white thread from a black thread by the daylight : then keep the fast until night" Five things can destroy the good that is acquired through the fast –

•  The telling of a lie
  
• Slander 
  
• Denouncing someone behind his back 
  
• A false oath
  
• Greed or covetousness

These are considered offensive at all times, but are most offensive during the Fast of Ramadan. During Ramadan, it is common for Muslims to go to the Masjid (Mosque) and spend several hours praying and studying the Quran. In addition to the five daily prayers, during Ramadan Muslims recite a special prayer called the Taraweeh prayer (Night Prayer). The length of this prayer is usually 2-3 times as long as the daily prayers. Some Muslims spend the entire night in prayer.

 

 

On the evening of the 27th day of the month, Muslims celebrate the Laylat-al-Qadr (the Night of Power). It is believed that on this night Muhammad first received the revelation of the Holy Quran. And according to the Quran, this is when God determines the course of the world for the following year When the fast ends (the first day of the month of Shawwal) it is celebrated for three days in a holiday called Id-al-Fitr (the Feast of Fast Breaking). Gifts are exchanged. Friends and family gather to pray in congregation and for large meals. In some cities fairs are held to celebrate the end of the Fast of Ramadan.

For Muslims, Eid ul-Fitr is a joyful celebration of the achievement of enhanced piety. It is a day of forgiveness, moral victory and peace, of congregation, fellowship, brotherhood and unity. Muslims are not only celebrating the end of fasting, but thanking God for the help and strength that they believe he gave them throughout the previous month to help them practice self-control.

 

 

India is world's biggest democratic country having so many religions & so many cultures living together in harmony... It's an ART in itself of the humanity....!!! YES, "Humanity", the religion I follow myself & wish everybody should do the same.... HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END EVERYBODY.... I am leaving for holidays for 4-5 days...will be back & visit you all I promise!!!! HUGS.

 

MORE LINKS FOR DIWALI & RAMADAN OR RAMZAAN :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diwali

http://members.tripod.com/~jennifer_polan/diwali.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_ul_Fitr

 

( Source of all information in this blog - Internet.)

 

Entry for October 21, 2006

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIDEE....

( In HINDI DIDEE means an ELDER SISTER!)

 

Though my next episode of previous blog is almost ready but I will put that on 25th & TAG of Batman on 26th hopefully!!! Because here FESTIVAL SEASON is going on... as we all Indians celebrate all main festivals of every religion...now is DIWALI festival is going on & lots of crackers & sweets... just after that Ramadan, again sweets & more sweets...This will end till 25th Oct... and then people will wait to welcome Christmas & New Year all together again... My country is so beautiful.... Whole year we can shop, celebrate, eat nice & tasty things & have fun!!! So today is DIWALI festival and HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL OF YOU... AND ONE MORE REASON FOR MY HAPPINESS IS --- TODAY IS MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

Dedicating to my Sis, a real classical song ....very romantic song ! Talking about love...first you will see classical dance pattern called "Kaththak" after that real song will start so have patience because words are nice... :)

 

 

 

 

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FILM :  Mughal-E-Azam 

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Beautiful Actress - Madhubala

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 Pyar Kiya To Darna Kya

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Jab pyar kiya to darna kya?

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why should fear when you are in love...

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pyar kiya koi choree nahee kee

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you've fallen in love & not done any theft

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chhup chhup ke yun aahe bharna kya

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why should sigh n\u2019 hide it?

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Aaj kahenge dil ka phasana

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Today I'll tell the story of (my) heart

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Jaan bhi lele chahe zamana

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Even if this world would take my life

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Maut wahee jo duniya dekhe,

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Death is what, this world can see

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Ghut ghut kar yun marna kya

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Why to die like this slowly slowly?

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Jab pyar kiya to darna kya?

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why should fear when you are in love...

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pyar kiya koi choree nahee kee

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you've fallen in love & not done any theft

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(As usual... bear with my poor English...LOL & I hope you all will wish my sister on her birthday!  ALL OF YOU HAVE A GREAT & SAFE WEEK END !!! HUGS. )

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Entry for October 20, 2006

 

PINK IS NO MORE…

 

Hello all of you….and thank you so much who really missed me !!! Yeah, I am very much alive! I was absent since two days because our Internet connection was down… I know, I know, you will say, this is nothing new Pink…it always happens with you… I agree, but this time major breakdown… I swear it’s true, I am not making it glorious though I don’t want you to get bored by same reason every time…  Internet was not working since (our) Wednesday afternoon…. I got so bored that I was feeling like if this is not going to start then I will really go mad… OOPS…I have realized that I have got addicted so badly to 360, chess & Internet surfing….

I think, our electricity & Internet have joined hands, (a sort of amalgamation you can say ), because both have gone thru’ a lot because of my addiction you know! So finally both said, “Pink, enough is enough… we can’t take more than this and decided to intervene this matter seriously…! So both are (electricity & internet) helping themselves as well as you to get rid of me anyhow, sometimes playing hide & seek between themselves & sometimes both go for picnic leaving me alone ! They even think that it is beneficial for me too !! Because if they go off for unlimited period then by force I have to have proper sleep and sufficient rest…without playing any chess till late night!!! Oh yeah, I was doing that since TWO days… Anyways, now you know I am very much alive & even if I would not have been…I don’t think it will affect anybody here that much…. Hey since two days I was thinking, what will happen if, yeah, if, I really will not be ALIVE….

FACT is that, I know many of my friends don’t even have a time to see whether I am alive or not…Even it doesn’t matter for them whether I am alive or not… but anyways, suppose tomorrow I am going to die, this will be the scene ----

Pink is on the bed in hospital… taking her last few breaths … Asking her hubby to come near and handovers him a small piece of paper.. NO, it is not my SECRET WILL… it will be a password of my yahoo 360 a/c ! So after getting that password, hubby can see what I was doing since so many months here with all of you…  so first he will write a small blog about the news of my death…

As I told you all…there are more Engineers in my family than any other professionals…! See, my uncle is a Mechanical Engineer from IIT then my hubby is an Electronics & Telecommunication Engineer working as a part of Top Level management in one of the premier company of my country! My brother-in-law (sis’s hubby) is also a Mechanical Engineer, two sons of my sis are Computer Engineers, three cousins of mine are Instrumentation Engineer, Electronic Engineer & Mechanical Engineer… so if you don’t know, I tell you, these people talk more in Engineering language than in simple one…. So don’t get shocked by the language of “real touchy” blog of my hubby! Overlook the language; just see the sentiments behind it!!! …So…  

To,

All Friends of my dear wife “Pink”,

Pink is no more… Everything in my life has dismantled now; it can’t be assembled ever again! She was a very nice woman ( now!)  and I can imagine how much attached you all were with her &  (more) vice versa…(as her mailbox is nearing to full more by “SENT” messages than received ! ) I am feeling very empty so I will compress my words and say GOD REST HER SOUL IN PEACE!

Tomorrow her lawyer will open her WILL about which she told me that she had something or the other for her few friends too. So tomorrow I will post her last “WILL” for all of you here…so that you can decide how to go further about it….

Thanks to everybody for your love & support to her till today.

Pink’s hubby.

Now, the real buzz will start… First Molly will visit my blog and will get real shocked… OMG… OMG… she will run here and there… what to write? Where to write? Only on blog or on top page too? Or even in her blast too…?? Yes… she will do this all three… Then she may tell Sandy, Scott & Angel too because all are our common friends… Angel will be senti... will visit here & write very touchy things...then Sandy will tell to Batman, Batman will not believe first…then he will think NA, Sandy can’t joke so badly…but that little secret finder is dead..? Husshhh little peace now... then he will stop writing his “sex-adventure” blog and visit my page…Sandy will be still in shock, calling Lulu as Lola & Lola as Lulu and both labs will look at her like this ... Either Molly or Batman or Sandy will tell Scott, first Scott will see the clock for time, what time is it? Was that right, what I just heard right now? Pink is no more? Did I forgot to take my medicines Then he will realize no, it’s not night, it’s day time… but he will gulp another dose of medicines in panic and call Jan mom ! Jan Mom... Awww that silly girl? I can't believe...!!! Steve will come to know by Scott's phone or blast as he is on vacation.... He will be shocked too...Now Scott is in action…yeah, he will take a short break from his important office work too to write a short & fast blog about me and a blast link to my page to make easy for rest of the 360 crowd to say few things “condolence messages" ( Jeez, condolence messages, I hate those!!!! I want to tell you RIGHT NOW, please don’t write condolence messages after my death, in fact I would like one BEST joke per person here after my death, ok?) on my page….

And guys then, this news will spread like a fire… In between Sissy will come to my page singing a song of “nighty night sweetie & plenty times hugs…” & will try to check my blog… and OMG, almost fainted (Reduce those extra pound Sissy to bear this news in real…I am alerting you in advance …) then Sissy will write in her special typo… a long comment on my page… Which is very very touchy in fact and I know how much she will be sad…but guys you may find humor in her comment… so you can take here a little break from those “sighs” and can smile little…! Then Heart will visit… and she will start crying immediately…will run and tell Adam… Adam will think, “Is this true”? Ha! Pink must be joking, she must be playing prank… because Adam doesn’t trust anybody easily not at least a woman…… Now anyhow Stephanie will come to know, she will respond very seriously… and may think for a while, I wish I could have done her first & last Tag little better way…. If she has a time she will write a blast about this…and she will give this news to Lina… This Witch girl will be really sad to know and will think how can this happen to us? I had told her, “ Don’t you dare to leave 360”, last time itself when Pink wanted to leave 360… But see what happened… Now everybody will head to my page and will try to write more and more better things about me…  which I wish they could have written this earlier so that I would have been happy to know that they really feel that way about me!  ( see my blogs, not having enough comments yaar… I do have 36 friends and hardly 8-10 people write comments… so sad…) All these things were happening and everybody were talking about Pink’s Will… Hey was she so rich? But she never told that to anybody… Was she having ranches & resorts? Or simply cash? God, I can pay all my debts if she would have considered me as her best friend… I think it will be better if I could get something enough to throw my “Ex” out of my house paying all lump sum in one go man!  But how did she die? Was she ill? But she never told us that too… Yeah she was little mysterious type…you know! She was very blunt when she used to write comment on my page making fun of me, I used to think why should I not delete her comment & her too from my list ? All wild guesses, bad & good jokes & talks about me, then their own personal debts, calculations & little excitement plus curiosity will be there…at least I hope so...... 

Hey, nothing we can get so easily….SO HAVE LITTLE MORE PATIENCE FOR “PINK’S WILL”… Because there are few members on other side too, ( i.e. Em, Cleo, Ellie, Danielle, Brian, Haley, Shuja, Suzy, Joy, Dawn, Angelia, Xoll, Barb, Alfa & Nicholas...etc etc..) let me tell their reactions too...LOL ………………… Continued----

 

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ADDING MY FAVORITE SONG HERE FOR THOSE,

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WHO DID NOT YET HEARD THIS, I HAVE POSTED THIS IN PREVIOUS BLOG IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION ABOUT IT CHECK PREVIOUS BLOG!

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