Entry for October 06, 2006

Am I depressed? Na, feeling BORED... LOL

 

 

Your Depression Level: 20%

You aren't depressed, and you probably already knew that. Like everyone else, you have ups and downs. But unlike most people, you've mastered keeping your mood stable.

Are You Depressed?

 

 

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH... NO MORE BLUE... YEAH, I AM PINK... CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

 

Liar

A man is dying of Cancer. 

Son : "Dad, why do u keep telling people you're dying of

AIDS?"

Dad : So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"

 

Three Feelings

 

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when

wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is

when both are pregnant.

 

Anniversary

 

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."

 

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"

 

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.

 

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.

 

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th anniversary, I took the misses to Tucson. For our 50th, I'm thinking about going down there again to pick her up."

 

AIM

 

 MOM : "I'm ashamed of you, fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do."

 

SON : "He threw a rock at me! So I threw one at him."

 

MOM : "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

 

SON : "What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."

 

 

NOTE : This could have been... but, thank GOD, this is NOT the conversation between me & my son... 

 

 

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

 

 

 

 

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KAAL - Time.

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Actor- Shahrukh Khan & Actress-Malaika Arora - Khan

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NO TRANSLATION NEEDED...HOOT HOOT.... !!!

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