Entry for June 01, 2006

WHY DO WE NEED TO LIVE ???

About above picture, did you experience this before? I had..! That too two times.... when I was young and studying in school, I had said this to my parents and second time when my son was studying in Senior K.G. he told me this...( like mom, like son..!!! ) I still remember, when my son was in Senior K.G. and as he is hyper- active child, most talkative, naughty and over curious ....( you can add all similar words here for him..) he never keeps quite neither at home nor at the school...! He loves to play every time... Hey but he is an Excellent Boy in studies so always gets between 85 to 95% marks in exams despite all mischievous things he does..!

He used to do lots of things when he was not even entered in the school...he used our home PC first time when he was 2 and half years old...( No kidding..!) He took print out all by himself @ 3 years old, when we got new printer first time... Now @ 9 years he installs softwares, and rectifies small small problems of PC all by himself. But one very peculiar thing about him is that he is still very innocent...means anyone can cheat him easily...LOL He applies all his mind in studies but not in real life incidents... He sometimes talks like below 5 years boy..! He gets scared when I get angry... So one day we were watching Cricket match on TV and a good batsman who was playing at his home ground was not playing good that day.. at other places, he had done excellent batting so I said, what happened to this boy? this is his home ground and his mom-dad must be watching him too..he should play better here...My son suddenly said " he must have got scared with his mom..! "

When he was a kid ( assume between 3-5 years age) he did all funny & mostly weird things ...like he used to take paste on his brush and then used to fill little water in tooth-paste tube and put the cap on it..so next time who-so-ever will press that paste on brush used to get water first...or more semi-liquid paste!!! LOL We have here "Balm called Amrutanjan"- a kind of multipurpose ointment, for headache & cold etc... It generally has little burning sensation when we apply it on head or nose etc... it's color is white... one day this kid, took that balm and mixed it with cold-cream... those were winter days and hubby had to go out early in the morning and he applied that cold cream on his face in hurry ...! No need to tell what happened further...

He even tried the shaving kit of hubby and got small cuts on his face luckily not deep type...so no marks of that now on face..! One day I was in our office and got late due to work-load... my Dad called me and told that T.V. Remote is not working...How? I asked ...it was working in the morning properly... I asked him did my son break it? he said no...but he was watching TV alone for sometime... I understood, this must be "his" job.. I went home and asked my son in little raised voice... he got scared and told me, that he "washed" remote with soap ... Oops, but why? I asked, he said you promise me that you will not get angry...OK..tell...he said he "by mistake" ( pet words of his since he learned to say this..!) dropped the bottle of baby moisturizer on TV Remote and I will find it while watching the TV so he immediately washed remote with soap and water.. One day he took match-box and started liting match-sticks one by one by hiding down near bed... a small place with window near and its hanging long curtain was so near too.. incidently I was passing from bed-room and not heard any sound of my son so I got doubt and I stepped in and OMG, there was smoke and I could not see him on bed... I got scared..! So if he is in next room and he is quiet means you have to worry and you must RUNNNNN immediately and see, what he is doing ? ... such is the situation still in our home...LOL .

This was VERY innocent yet true incident - He was in 1st standard, his exams were going on, his teacher had already complained me that though he knew answers, he did not complete his test in school, instead of writing answers he had started playing with pencil & eraser..So I requested her to keep an eye on him this time.. but she was supervisoring another class that day... That was Value Education ( subject) exam.... of 50 or something marks... passing was for 18 marks I think.... After exam he came home, I saw his question-paper and asked him how many questions he answered this time? He said 4... out of 10 ( 5 marks each) I got angry that he had not solved the question paper completely... I asked the reason...he innocently said --- His friend did not know the answers as his mother works in the office and could not look after his study etc.. so he was sad..when I saw he did not know the answers...I dictate him my answers...and he was writing..but I had to tell him spelling too so time finished in dictating those 4 answers and then bell rang.. I said but this is called "copying".. you should not have told him answers...this is wrong, teacher will kick you out if she sees you next time doing all this.. he said she can't...I asked why? he said, she only taught us "HELP OTHERS WHO IS IN NEED" in our Value Education class...! I started laughing... Thank GOD, it was routine test, and both, he and his friend passed the exam... my son had got 19/50 and his friend got 18/50...LOL

He had one more habit of asking the question "WHY?" after almost each sentence of mine...

He : Why do we have holes in the nose? Me : for breathing…

He : Why do we need to breath? Me : To live…

He : Why do we need to live?........ I WAS SPEECHLESS

( My SON @ 3 months old, could not even sit so I had given him support of corner ... see his hands..I put his one hand outside sofa-arms and he took the support from another hand so that he should not fall otherside too.. LOL Smart BOY!! Smile or Laugh was his speciality, he never cried when he was kid..)

Entry for May 31, 2006

Hello SANDY, this is for you...LOL

You Are Bobby Brainy

Ultra competitive, you will do almost anything to win. From pull ups to pool sharking, you're very talented. And while everyone is aware of your victories, they still (affectionately) consider you to be a little brat!

What Brady Are You?

 

 

I saw first test at Jolie's blog... and I as usual took another tests too...

 

You Should Weigh 150

If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight. If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!

How Much Do You Weigh?

 

 

Hey I am happy-go-lucky type...LOVES TO LAUGH & MAKE OTHERS LAUGH too...

 

See it's TRUE,  I AM  VERY  HAPPY

 

 

You Are 84% Happy

It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you. You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.

How Happy Are You?

 

LOLLLLLLLLLL I WAS DAMN SURE ABOUT THIS before taking the test...!!!

 

 

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

Entry for May 28, 2006

WISHING A VERY HAPPY

49TH  WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

TO MY DAD-MOM..!

 

Yesterday, on 27th May, 2006, we celebrated 49th Wedding Anniversary of my Mom-Dad...! Ah, that's really long period isn't it? LOL. But here it's normal...!  My Dad loves jokes...and he has a great sense of humour so I told him these jokes...and he enjoyed a lot..!

(Source : http://www.generalcomics.com)

After the honeymoon

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. "Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "Tthe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!" No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!" "Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?" "Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . . Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!"    (Source : http://www.generalcomics.com) 50th Wedding Anniversary A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband's eyes fill with tears. The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately. "I never knew you were so sentimental." she whispered. "No . . . No . . ." he said, choking back his tears, "That's not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?" "Yes," the wife replied. "I remember it like yesterday." "Well," said the husband, "Today I would have be a free man."   (Source : http://www.generalcomics.com) Another Late Night . . . The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is." he replied, "Breakfast."

Entry for May 27, 2006

What is an idiot......?

 

 

 

 

A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram, which read, " I am perfectly well"

A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel --- collect--- on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete, which had this message, "This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind"

 

 

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, " I'm a walking economy"

His friend asked," How's that?"

"It's like this --

My hairline is in recession

My stomach is a victim of inflation and

combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression

 

When I was reading these jokes, I remembered my best friend called "Scooter, the great !" LOL. I am very very impressed with his level of energy and multiple talents  from so called --- "Scott special-aerobics", "Modern" modeling ( just like modern painting or abstract painting, which we find amazing, but don't understand what is it actually? The same about his modeling talent... I really wanted to know, who is his portfolio maker? Because Scott doesn't know, he can challenge even Naomi Campbell for modeling.....) to recent one is "Med-poetry"!!!   ( I know you will not understand this new term called "Med-poetry" , even I too recently discovered this term, when I came to know that when he took medicines he became a poet and asking his all friends to send any kind of pictures, on which he can(?)  no, I think I should give more credit to his doctors who prescribed these medicines, under which influences, he writes poetry..! Great invention..! If Scott tells me next, that his Doc is nominated for "Nobel Prize" for such invention of turning a simple & sane (?) person to a spontaneous poet,  I will not get shocked at all...Anything can happen in Scooter-land! 

I am more than happy to know that Scott has gained so much popularity as a great poet at 360 and that too in such a shortest time! Yeah, when I left for holidays, I had got his message that he is REALLY very ill...and taking rest(?) at home!! I was worried about him naturally, and wished him "Get well soon" & prayed GOD for his fast recovery. But certainly not in such a way! Really, I swear, I did not pronounced single word about his mental condition, I had just mentioned about his physical health in my prayers ...!

Anyways, I think who knows, Scott may be right that this may be just a side-effect of his medicines... I hope for the best. Because I really don't want to lose my great and most enthusiastic friend who can easily beat all the grannies of the world in story-telling..! ( minimum 5 to 10 stories in single night... one more virtue of him....I told you know, he has multiple talents..!!! ) So I will keep praying for his health but this time for his mental health....because I think this is more serious than his physical health right now ... GOD BLESS HIM.

 

Entry for May 19, 2006

PAINTINGS from INDIA & INDIAN Artists..!

 

When I came to know that Haley loves paintings but she did not know much about Indian painters and their paintings. So I thought why not to tell about it to all who are interested in the different forms of Art..! Long back, I had painted a "Mother Teresa" painting when I read a news in the newspaper about  M.F. Hussain's Mother Teresa series.. and you won't believe,  I did the superb job..! It is my most favourite painting done by me..LOL This is not the same as below, but from the same series.... If I found the picture of that original painting..I will definitely put it here...

 

 

M.F. Hussain is India's most Famous and Controversial painter! Below is the painting of him by himself...!!!

Horse-paintings are very common among his paintings.. As you can see he is from the field of MODERN PAINTING ...

 

 

Source : http://www.cyberadsstudio.com/SPEAR/husain-index.shtml

 

There are other painters too.. like Satish Gujral, Laxman Shreshtha, Deepak Sinde, S.H. Raza, Sanjay Bhattacharya, Prabhakar Barwe, N.S. Bendre, Anjolie Ela Menon and many more Folk artists too..! Let me clear the fact that I am not very literate in this field...I just love to do painting and like the paintings which will have "SOMETHING" in it to get me attracted towards it....LOL

For more information about Indian PAINTINGS  Scenario click here :

For Madhubani Paintings -  http://www.southasianist.info/india/mithila/index.html

For Warli Paintings - http://www.craftsinindia.com/folk-art-paintings/warli-paintings/index.html

For Indian Contemporary Art - http://www.visionsarts.com/exhibition.asp

For Asian Art - http://www.indigoarts.com/gallery_asianart_indiptg1.html

 

http://www.craftsinindia.com/paintings/

This is one of the BEST SITES to know more about INDIAN PAINTINGS as well as INDIAN CRAFTS, INDIAN JWELLERY, SCULPTURES and many more about GLORIOUS  INDIA.....

 

Note: I will be out of station for few days.  So I will not be available here @ 360. But I will miss you ALL.. 

Entry for May 18, 2006

FUNNY OR WEIRD? YOU DECIDE.....

  

I got to know about this site called "LiveDigital network" from Sue's page.. its funny...So I joined that site as a member and I have already got four invitations within 8 hours, from the members of that site that too without writing a single word in my profile too.....then forget about blogging.. LOL

 

 

I got curious ( which I am always..lol) that what do they know about me? Absolutely nothing...! Then why did they invite me for friendship? so I just checked one profile from where I got invitation.. and see what I found on her page....CLICK BELOW LINK... 

If Bush Was a Girl

 

If anybody interested to have longest list of friends then join above mentioned site.. its funny and you don't need to prove yourself as an eligible person for good (?? !! not sure.. ) friendship.. LOL Though I can't say "NO" very easily, and because of that, I do have few "NOT MY TYPE" friends on my list of friends here, but this time I have decided not to repeat the same mistake again..LOL So obivously I have NOT ACCEPTED anyone of them....

Entry for May 17, 2006

SORRY I REALLY CAN'T ACCEPT  the OVERWHELMING amount of INVITATIONS ......

( Exceptions can be there, if it is worth....)

As I, myself is busy and don't get time to blog too...so I may not do justice with them just by accepting their invitations and not even visiting once to their 360 page...  But when I will have more time in future to do this, then I will accept the invitations, but now it seems to be little difficult..! 

I REALLY WANT TO SAY THANKS A LOT from bottom of my heart, who understood my problems and still agreed to be my friends and assured me that they will always be my friends and they are always there for me..... I want to tell ALL OF THEM, I LOVE YOU ALL...YOU ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE....!

 

 

PLUS ONE MORE THING, I am EXTREAMLY SORRY to say that I have deleted SOME of my friends from my list, as I felt that neither they blog anything on their pages  and nor they have visited my blogs too ( not even ONCE..!) since many months....They did not even try to keep in contact with me in any ways... so today I deleted some of you. 

Remember always that I am not trying to be malevolent in anyway with ANYONE here by doing this .....If they had some problems, and they try to contact and tell me about it, they will be most WELCOME here AGAIN...I PROMISE THAT ! LOVE U ALL...

Entry for May 16, 2006

IRISH THE LONELIEST, Are you too...?

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/05/15/ireland.lonely.reut/index.htm...

Is it true, the most of the internet users are some what, sort of the lonely people? Why do we surf the internet regularly? Think over it and tell me your side of the story..

 

BRYAN ADAMS LYRICS

"Don't Leave Me Lonely"



I won't stand bein' broken hearted

I won't be pushed around



The rules were set when we got started

But lately I have found



We've spent too little time and too much heartache

I feel we're losin' ground



And lately I've been hearin'

You won't be needin' me around



Don't leave me lonely

Just wanna be right by your side

Your one and only - tonite



So don't leave me lonely

I need you here all the time

So don't leave me lonely - oh no



You say you need your independence

Well I need mine



Separate lives and separate feelings

I guess that's fine



But that won't last - it's no solution

I know it can't survive



And lately I've been thinkin'

Thinkin' 'bout you all the time

 

 

I love this lyric ( words of the song..)

Entry for May 14, 2006

MOTHER'S DAY WITH BABY DEER ? NO...WITH SON DEAR & HUBBY DEAR...!

(Source: http://www.animationfactory.com)

 

Today was MOTHER'S DAY..! Frankly speaking, we Indians never celebrate any such days like mother's day, father's day, bird's day, kiss day, ......day &...days.   For us, everyday is for everyone from MOM-DAD to BIRD'S & CAT'S & DOG'S..etc... etc..  Though I agree our urban kids ( youth mostly) have started picking up things from Western culture ( as we always say this..) but still some veryyyy stubborn so called "Guardians of Indian culture" here, don't allow them to celebrate such days..specially "Valentine's Day" . Poor kids, they wait whole year to say openly "I LOVE YOU" on this day to their college-mates  because, they hope either girl will say " YES " or even if not " YES " then also she will not mind at least and that boy will not have to see the stars in day time .. ! But those guardians ( and even some section of female groups too) say that the boys take the un-due advantage of this day and vulgar activities happen with the girls... So this one day also can't be celebrated here peacefully.... infact it is banned by people  ( not Govt. lol)  in some areas. 

 About other days, very few people know about mother's and father's days...rest others either don't know these two too..or even if they know, nobody celebrate it. Actually this must be the reason that we have many other celebrations / festivals to celebrate here. India has four major religions  like Hindu, Muslim, Sikh and Christian...and I am proud to say that we all celebrate each-other's festivals here very enthusiastically..!  So we don't feel sort of anything less about celebrations..!! In India, we have totally different culture than Western countries... We all love each-other so much but we rarely show it off..Believe me, it's not big issue here. You will find 90% hubbies don't even remember specially the birthdays of their wives..... forget about birthdays, they do not even remember their Marriage Anniversaries too ( reason: they don't want to remember the day on which they had done such a great mistake..! ) So you will not find a wife got annoyed that her hubby did not wish her "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING..!" Infact if hubby said this without fail, then her reaction will be, is he fine? or from where did the sun rise today? .. Let me tell you, even I am not an exception for this..!!!  But my personal opinion is we should show our love and care sometimes at least by saying or doing something for others..which my hubby and son do...

BTW, so this Mother's Day was also celebrated only by high-society peoples ( means rich & famous..lol) and Print media...for their sales-promotion basically..! But I asked my son, a day before Mother's Day, that does he know what is on Sunday? He started thinking... then asked me for a clue..(this is his habit basically..LOL) so I said you are not a good son that means.. ( he got this clue, that it must be related to me anyhow..LOL, He is very clever you know..) and I will not give you any clue this time..  After thinking for few minutes, he said, Sunday, 14th May, yes, it's Mother's Day..! ( I was happy that he knew?!!) So I said, Good, you knew this..! He said that's not a big deal, Cartoon Network has some Advertisements on it going on since few days..  Oh..I should have known this, he is sitting infront of  TV for almost 5-6 hours a day now a days as he is having summer-holidays..! So our Sunday was as usual "NORMAL" Sunday.... There was nothing like any celebrations..!

I do this occasionally, sort of inviting trouble ??...  how? See, I knew, we will not going to celebrate mother's day as usual..but still this 360 had already charged me up ( specially Scott dear..! he over-charged this so-motherly feeling inside me, two three days advance..!)  so I just poked hubby & son about Mother's Day..... As usual both said, "what is there so special about this day? Everyday is yours day, just like 24x7..! "  Oops....What have I done? I knew, its like throwing a stone at Honey Bee's hive !  Still, keeping the brave face, I asked how? GOD, I wanted to keep cotton-balls in my ears at that time...LOL They started together like this----

" Your wake-up time is as per your choice, ( since son has holidays, I don't get-up before 9 am..) you make whatever break-fast you like to have ( we just eat it, without any comments on it..!) then you decide what to do next till lunch time, mostly playing chess online or blogging...till maid finishes her work...then lunch also you prepare as per your menu, which will not take more time to make you stand in kitchen and certainly not more time to eat too....! Then you will have your afternoon nap..( afternoon is just the starting point of nap?....but it ends at sometimes 7 pm or even 8 pm too..!)  As you make ( now-a-days ) Lunch & Dinner together, you just get-up at 7 pm, make tea sometimes  or chilled milk-shakes ( summer season ) and put the food in microwave to make it warm again for dinner..  Then you watch TV, obviously you could not sleep early in the night  so you again waste your time on 360 ....then sleep next morning always after 2 am.... You are a best example of " India as a biggest democratic country in the world ..! You are the first and may be last Mom of the world who is so lucky to have such freedom and everyday as your day..!

Buddies, I MUST AGREE WITH THEM THIS TIME...!!!  But I think some of you may not be so lucky like me , so  HAPPY  MOTHER'S  DAY  TO  YOU ....!