Tuesday, 5 December 2006

Entry for December 06, 2006

 

 

JUST TIME PASS.....

 

* All great discoveries are made by mistake.

* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

* Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

* All's well that ends.

* A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

* A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

* Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.

* After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.


 



FUNNY QUOTES




SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL


Born: 1874-11-30

Died: 1965-01-24




A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


If you are going through hell, keep going.


I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.


In those days he was wiser than he is now--he used frequently to take my advice.


Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.


I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.



 




Magic of the Internet


My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question she had.

Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom.


Think of something to ask it." As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"



 


I have missed Blogthings too... LOL So here few tests....



WAS THIS REALLY AN UNEXPECTED TEST RESULT? OR EXPECTED?....HEHEHE.... Look, I have admitted in my previous blog that I am little (ok add little more ) Internet addict but I was not  ready for this result....OK I do have childish side too but only for fun...So now I'm waiting for -- when I am going to have to grow up....  ImageImageImage


 







You Are Somewhat Mature

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You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart.

While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.


 

 

 

 

THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE TEST....

 

 






Your Mood Ring is Light Blue

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Emotions mixed

Unsettled

Cool


 

 


This is last test.... before logging off....








Your Mood Ring is Dark Green

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Friendly

Outgoing

Cheerful










 


 




















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