Though I had said, I am taking break... but I could not control to post this for all my friends & friends of friends... for CHRISTMAS.... You know, I love to laugh & make others laugh too... So here are few CHRISTMAS QUOTES to make your days & nights more cheerful, more happy...
CHRISTMAS QUOTES :
The one-thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. --- Joan Rivers
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. --- Katharine Whitethorn
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. --- Robert Paul
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. --- Bernard Manning
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. --- Shirley Temple
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy' --- Robert Paul
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. --- - Phyllis Diller
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. --- Jay Leno
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. --- Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. --- Johnny Carson
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ---- Larry Wilde
Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months. --- Oren Arnold
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.--- Carol Nelson
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. --- Roy L. Smith
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. --- Ogden Nash
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. -- Richard Lamm
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