Today on 30th Dec, 2006 is my hubby dear’s birthday. Luckily I have Manju at home; she suddenly came in the morning today from Pune when hubby was leaving for office! After that I got a call from my younger bro that he has come in India for a week and going to come down to our place in the evening… with his wife and a daughter who is a year younger than my son. Though we don’t celebrate our birthdays formally, but this time I am planning to arrange little surprise birthday fun for hubby… Now Manju & me are going for little shopping and will have our lunch out. In the evening my son & Manju will decorate the home & I will prepare food for all… So I have very less time here…. So on the occasion of my hubby’s birthday today I want you all also to have little fun …
JOKES
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, what do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!
The man thinks for a moment and says, if I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens, I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
HEY GUYS, YOU KNOW VERY WELL I AM NOT AT ALL BLONDE… OK THEN YOU WANT TO READ A LITTLE MATCHING JOKE TO ME? SEE THIS….
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
OH LOLOLOL…. I WAS KIDDING… Because you all know I don’t work so no need to carry hubby’s pic but I would like to suggest this to all married & working women here… hehehe... AND those who are not married & searching for a perfect match this is for them ---
Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
I have to run…. Otherwise few of my friends will send me to hell back again… LOLOL OK OK… what about this…?
Getting into fights
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."
HEY, do you know the secret behind my completing 15 years of marriage??? hehehe
Have long marriages
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
HEY GUYS, DON’T FORGET TO COUNT THE FLOWERS OF A BOUQUET…SPECIALLY WHEN YOU WILL BE PRESENTING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON HER BIRTHDAY… LOL
Gift for a birthday
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
Trick to save yourself from MADNESS OF WIFE…. :P
Wife was mad at me
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn't stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.
How do you do that? Says the other.
It's easy! I turn off the light!
POOR FELLOW…..NEEDS MORE TRAINING…..
Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
I hope you will enjoy this and don’t forget to wish my hubby dear!!!! THANKS A LOT in advance! HUGS.
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