Entry for January 09, 2007

Wanna join me in hell....? LOL

Hello guys, got bored uh? Sleeping in office hours? This is bad...no tricks, not accepted... ok this will make you smile, cheerful & fresh... come on join me in hell...

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.” replied Johnny. "‘Cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all
day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."

So When u feel sad.... to cheer up yourself just go to the mirror and say, "Damn I am really sooo cute" you will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit because liars go to hell ….. LOLOL

KEEP SMILING & HAVE A GREAT WEEK AHEAD…

(source : pic & jokes are from internet of course! )