Entry for January 25, 2007

I WANT TO CELEBRATE TODAY FOR BROADBAND CONNECTION.... LOLOL I really missed CHESS, YOU TUBE VIDEOS OF LEWIS BLACK & HINDI FILM SONGS & ALL MY FRIENDS' BLOGS ... !!! So I wanted to post this video after I read my friend Steve's blog of STATE OF ONION SPEECH.... LOLOL

PLUS SOME MORE LAUGH FOR YOU....

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.

"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

Misunderstandings about the Internet

Customer: "I'd like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"

Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"

Customer: "I would like an Internet please."

Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."

Customer: "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"

Customer: "I don't have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"

Customer: "Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?"

Customer: "We're getting an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets?"
Customer: "The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"

Customer: "We're going on holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us please?"

Customer: "I have a problem with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller?"

Customer: "What do you mean I have to pay for Internet access??"

Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it's gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?"

Customer: "The Internet site's giving me a busy signal!"

Customer: "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!"